Gimme me an “H!” In two weeks we made major tracks in ‘Nam, hitting the biggest and best cities – 5 in total - all beginning with that under-rated letter.
Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon)
The traffic. The telephone wires. The bars. This city is on overload, but in the best way possible. I felt nothing but positive energy there, despite the potential frustrations of so many people criss-crossing the road all the time. The best part about Saigon (and a lot of cities in Vietnam in general, but especially here in the warm climate) was how everyone just hangs out on the streets all day and night.
From early morning to late at night, the sidewalks are covered with people old and young who couldn’t look more relaxed, either sipping their famous coffee or beer, slurping on pho, or just watching the crowds hustle by.
We also made it out to Cu Chi tunnels to see how Vietnamese guerrilla war tactics ravaged so many American troops. One look at their homespun booby traps would be enough to make any sane person go AWOL.
Hoi An
A beautiful, colorful riverfront town, Hoi An used to be a major port for Japanese and Chinese traders, hence the fabulously ornate decorations and many temples. Some of the best meals we had were in Hoi An, which boasts many regional specialties but also a lot of good ole’ fashioned home-cookin’. One of my favorite memories of the whole trip – riding bikes though rice paddies, past water buffulo, through throngs of kids, into riverfront villages, and around the beach, all for $1 - took place in Hoi An. True story.



Santa Babies
Christmas traditions take all sorts of forms in Asia, as witnessed by Hong Kong’s committment to light displays of epic proportions (see previous post here).
Much was my surprise, however, to see the Vietnamese interpretation of our beloved holiday. Sure, there were red and green lights strung up and down the streets. But I was totally unprepared for every family’s committment to turning their kids into the petit Asian incarnations of Mr. and Mrs. Claus.


Hoi An is where we also spent Christmas/Eve. The mass, complete with hundreds of Santa babies, was packed with Vietnamese of all ages, many of whom seemed pretty devout, and some of whom clearly just came for the party. It was quite a show. Would it be embarrasing (or sacreligious?) to admit we ended up belting Bon Jovi at a bar full of expats for the rest of Christmas Eve?
Hue
In a country that is much more interested in steering head-first into the future than looking back on its invasion-scarred past, Hue (and Hoi An for that matter) are admittedly the kinds of towns that can feel like ‘tourist-traps’ in the sense that the only reason they’re still caring for these beautiful old monuments is because they know tourists will pay money to see them. This is one of the reasons that I usually prefer traveling in large cities or small towns, since you can much more easily get a picture of peoples’ lives – lives that will go on whether or not you and your American dollars decide to visit. That being said, I’m also really grateful for places like Hue and Hoi An since they provide a glimpse into the glory that was once this S.E. Asian country before colonialism and communism screwed it all up. The Imperial Palace /Citadel is THE thing to visit in Hue, and as you can see from the pictures, the remaining ruins do only partial justice to what was their one-time glory. Despite some overcast skies (which I, personally, thought added to the romantic deterioration of the place, kind of like Ms. Havisham’s house in Gwyneth’s Great Expectations, right?), we were able to see where the Vietnamese royalty held court. The neighborhoods within the Citadel’s walls had a nice relaxed pace to them too.


And I couldn’t mention Hue without mentioning the Imperial city’s food – a degustation culinary tradition influenced by the French and dictated by the country’s last great Emperor, these six (or more) course meals feature some of Vietnam’s greatest hits with some seriously frivolous presentation.

Hanoi 
What can I say except that if I had to retire right now, Hanoi would probably be where I’d stay (with maybe a summer home in the South of France for the really humid months). With its gracefully crumbling French architecture, lakes, delicious restaurants, glorious shopping and shamefully low prices, Hanoi might be the best deal in all of Asia. I was really surprised by its feel of a true colonial city (unlike Hong Kong, at this point), and to the extent that the French influence pervades.
Hanoi had none of the formal uptightness so many young Parisians lament about their grande dame of European capitols, though. Case in point – the city went absolutely nuts our first night there, when Vietnam beat Thailand’s soccer team for the first championship in history. We felt the passion.

Like Saigon, the streets were abuzz (to be gentle) with motorbikes and cyclos, but its old winding streets gave way to better walking routes than the southern city. Which is why, except for a field trip here and there (like to see an embalmed Ho Chi Minh), we spent the majority of our time in Hanoi wandering and shopping between meals, stopping regularly for coffee, or even better, at a bia hoi for home brewed hops – never more than $0.75 a pop.

Holiday lanterns sent up for good luck over Hoam Kiem Lake, Hanoi.
Other sites worth seeing:
The fabulous village homes at Museum of Ethnography:

John McCain’s bloody parachute at the “Hanoi Hilton”…and the Water Puppet show (a sort of Mr. Rogers goes to Hue’s Imperial City.)


Halong Bay

8th Wonder of the World? It should be. There lie almost two thousands individual limestone isles and their caves, the beautiful result of mother nature working her magic. Pictures really cannot do the place justice (at least mine can’t). Go there. You won’t be disappointed.

What made our trip there all the more special was our semi-private (minus a mute Finn, a loud Australian, an awkwardly tall Spanish couple, and the cutest Japanese family ever) boat tour on New Year’s Eve. The boat, in addition to being beautiful and clean and classy etc., had perhaps the funniest crew in all of Halong Bay (and there were TONS of boats out that night). They threw a special NYE dinner party, complete with Chinese lanterns, a huge cake, and some teeny-bopper techno-pop. The 15 year-old looking captain (who was actually 31 years old) even taught us how to break it down on the d.floor with his equally boyish looking crew. Good vibrations all around.
Fave Flava-Flaves
A wrap up of the culinary highs:
- Ban xeo –
crepe like pancakes encircling shrimp, pork and bean sprouts, served with fresh mint and parsely and a peanut dipping sauce.
- Pho. Obviously.
- The best fried calamari ever.
- Goi cuon -fresh spring rolls with prawns.
- Cha gio – fried crab spring rolls
- Gỏi đu đủ – Shredded papaya/mango
and grilled beef salad with citrus vinagrette.
- Cafe sua da- drip coffee (hot or iced) served with thick, sweet condensed milk.
- Streetside-fried bannana fritters.
- Kem – ice cream – especially the coconut-milk and young sticky rice flavors.
- Bia. Light, cold, and as cheap as water.

More tantalizing pics of the trip here.